"Let your vagina clean itself. It is acidic for a reason, and no, it’s not supposed to smell like a flower. It’s supposed to smell like a vagina."
'Douchebag' is one of those insults I use freely and unapologetically, and when people suggest it's not relevant, I also point out it means something irritating, unneccessary, offensive to women and generally harmful to your health. It usually applies.